Where can I buy these little hands for my duck? Also, where can I get a duck from?

How can you tell when ducks are tired? They rest... on a tire!

We need to invest in a sturdier gate. Having all these ducks around means we need to invest in all fences.

Watch out for people riding ducks around these parts.

If the duck tape didn't help, then you haven't applied enough duck tape.

Ever seen a lot of awesome ducks swimming? Me neither but... there you go!

Behold the ducks in their natural habitat.

This duck mother is really cool, she keeps her boys cool. Good job...

Those two little ducklings are going for the big step, hahahahah. Good luck, duck!

You might've ate a tomato, but you've never tasted the ducktato. Word!