Just in case you missed the ATM, here is a sign placed 10 inches from the ATM to point you in the right direction.
Redundant signs will not be tolerated here redundantly. Did I mention redundant?
Tis guy is such a badass, always breaking the rules.
If it's promounced exactly the same then it's spelled exactly the same, right?
I'm never eating microwaved food. If the antichrist is there I might be considered a sinner.
Straws are extremely expensive so we use them as marketing ideas.
The perks of living in Australia: you don't see under construction signs, you see wild animals running loose.
What do you mean I can't sand on my head. This is unacceptable.
And now you just wasted another 5 seconds while you read this description. Why are you still reading?