Want to keep everybody away? Why not act ridiculous and take selfies?
Human selfies are so last Thursday. Here's my plane taking a fabulous one.
It's not the surroundings, true beauty comes from the inside. Right!
Well ladies, this is how stupid you seem when taking a picture of yourselves right out of the bath tub.
Ever wondered how he took this pic of himself? Now you know.
Better document this on Facebook so everybody can see how awesome I look when drinking water.
Taking a piss? Why not take a selfie while you're at it? And post it online for your friends!