Whoever approaches my banana tree beware.

All that is missing is the laser sight.

I don't bite or bark, I just shoot your brains out.

Shooting targets is prohibited in this area. However this does not apply to the actual sign.

I wonder if you might be able to take this camera on a plane.

Isn't there some holy rule in the bible that prohibits the use of heavy weapons by priests?

Terrorist's hiding place around airport security.

Kids nowadays...