I'm frozen already.... Ooooh, wait wait, I'll give you everything I havee, waittt!

Who would ever go out without a beer and a gun?

Taken out of context this could very well be a totally different toy.

In Texas you are considered a bad parent if your daughter ain't got a photo like this one.

This is an almost exact representation of how different operating systems relate to one another.

I keep this gun in my panties for protection. And it doesn't provide any discomfort whatsoever.

When your fox hole is filled up like this you better check your accuracy.

Someone is going to learn about physics the hard way.

You like laughing, don't you, you damn dog!

May the powers of heaven bless this peacefull killing machine and may the fires of hell burn down our enemies.