Good thing we aren't giving guns to everyone!

Next time try to be more specific when giving instructions to the new guy. He tends to take things literally.

Shoot that beer out of your system.

If you need to control your jet and stop pissing all over the place you might try one of those for target practice.

The new ceramic figure representing Sarah Jessica Parker has arrived at Target.

I wonder which street should I target first.

Shooting targets is prohibited in this area. However this does not apply to the actual sign.

Me must strike hard and we must strike fast into the enemy.