You are doing it wrong, dude. You need to grab it by the neck, not gently raise it from underneath.

I got some cat food in those pink bowls on the porch. I'm sure my doggies will love it.

Camouflage level - smart cat. This cat is way too smart and too cool. Well played kitty!

Raptor kitten is rejected by his peers. They will suffer the consequences!

Kittens are evil and must be punished. Kittens do not accept God.

I got my friend here who loves to be ridden. What's wrong with that, anyway?

There are dozens of helpless kittens trapped inside. Open the door and reach in to set them free.

Although it sounds fantastic, a kitten inside a toy car may not be the pussy explorer you were thinking of.

Kids nowadays...