For the romantic fat-ass that you really are.

For real men only. Dragon meat is for the champions.

Your cooking isn't getting any better. Why are you watching this?

I wonder how they harvest such poop.

Hipsters are a unique species. They should not be fed by inexperienced tourists.

So what was the exact brand we needed? The one with the pink butterflies? Are you sure?

Grab that iPad and help me with this fire, will you?

I'ts going to be a long game, I'm a big guy so this bag is needed.

Apparently somebody was doing this, hence the need for this sign.

I am too rich and lazy to actually buy food. I'll just eat the money instead.