A knife, before and after Nutella. You can't stop eating Nutella, trust me. You can see it in the picture.

Nom nom nom nom, mmm... I always loved fruits, they're just soooooo goooood!

Now that's what I call a great idea for diet. No one gets hurt... Well, except your feelings, hahahahahahah. WALK AWAY FATTY!

Hmm.. Is it okay as a vegetarian to eat animal crackers? Haaaaaa.

Because men can't handle some situations, hahahah. Men need clearly instructions from their wives. Oh well..

I see food, I eat it. Seems legit, nothing too complicated. So... Anybody for the Seafood Diet too?

I will take just one of these.... Sure... But I'm so hungry, I think I am going to eat all of them.

Yep, it's true and it happens every single time. Crunch-crunch-crunch.

Cats have a weird logic, huh.... Some see the empty half glass.

Now that's what I call - Pizza lover. So... poison yourself with pizzas!