This might be nature's way of saying not to go out today.
Don't go, baby it's cold outside. I know I'm right, look at this guy. It's really cold outside.
STOP! Don't worry, everybody stay calm! I'm here, everything's alright!
I'm frozen already.... Ooooh, wait wait, I'll give you everything I havee, waittt!
Don't move, I'll search you for weapons. Good, you're clean, now let's go to the police preccinct!
Yeah... trust me, it really is and I'm not kidding!