Father of the month
What a great way to spend the afternoon with your baby. Console games are awesome!
Mute button
Whoever has a kid must get one of those buttons.
Wedgie baby
You must teach him at an early age how to perform a proper wedgie to a girl.
It's jammed again
Dealing with his problems on his own is going to help him later in life.
Hold on, I gotta tweet this
Just leave me alone with that stupid baby while I finish tweeting.
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
Yahoo answers prooves again the extent of human stupidity. Luckly someone gives the best answer possible.
Prepare for landing
Who says you can't have fun while you feed your baby?
Bad parenting
Sit still until I finish my work or you are going to spend a lot more time up there.