Not even want to imagine what would it be like if that were a tattoo.

Hate to break it to you, but your kid really sucks at water slides.

Is you baby cold? Then simply reheat him in the oven and get a chance to win the parenting fail awards.

Please dispose of your babies somewhere else. This dumpster does not accept babies.

Honey, I think our baby is trying to tell us something.

Who said parents can't have fun while feeding the baby?

It is important to keep the priorities straight from an early age.

So why does he get to be the surprise and not me?

Yeah, we all looked so sweet when we were crying except we didn't.

At a young age men are tought about the finest things in life.