Save space by using your tie as a wallet.

The activities of an average superhero in a pie chart.

We haven't come a long way haven't we?

And that is how we ride around here.

Whoever approaches my banana tree beware.

Be sure to have at most three of them daily.

Next Halloween you know what your buying your girlfriend.

Those students are getting smarter and smarter each day.

Honey, take off your shirt and go get me a drink please.

This way you have a small supply of wine in your glass for the entire evening.