First I thought that the paint guy decided to follow the road's edge. But guess the high temperatures and heavy traffic did the job just right.

A heated pool was just too expensive. It just happens that we have a wheelbarrow and some firewood nearby.

I wanted it well done, not sent to hell and back. I guess I'll eat a salad instead.

Looks like the heat was too much, they needed more power!

And this is how a real engineer will dry her shoes quickly.

So... heaters gonna heat! Don't worry!

I cannot bear this heat... You know that... It's impawsible!

Get your iron and a hair dryer. Who needs microwave ovens when you got these?

Is you baby cold? Then simply reheat him in the oven and get a chance to win the parenting fail awards.

The obvious and cheap solution for reheating your pizza. The heat will be wasted anyway so why not use it?