Vomit on your assailant is the best choice you have.

Why do they keep locks to prevent me from obtaining the cookies?

So where should we park now?

This is how you keep track of time in a pub.

Will someone please get me a new Logitech keyboard so I can throw out this piano?

Look, it really protects you from the sun.

Wow there, it's only 199 for 18 months? I'll take it!

We don't have hot water so this will do the trick.

At least he has a sense of humor after the accident.

Why did you put the bananas so high?