You want to be sexy like me? Get pregnant!

Around here we make our own stop signs.

We did not cook your dog. It was the hurricane who took it.

Should we read it once more before printing it? I have the feeling we may have forgotten something.

The police officer's wife is too clean.

One burger, 2 packs of french fries and 4 drinks make an awesome car.

Call the emergency beerbulance to bring beer as fast as possible. It's an emergency.

Are you over 85 years old? Then grab you parents and get here!

Welcome to the server room. We've installed a toilet so you can work without interruptions.

This is how to open a door, step by step.