When the coffee gives you the finger you know how the day is about to proceed.

You need to give it to your friendly YouTube commenter. Always seeing the bright side of things.

Socks with sandals? What do you take me for? A monster? I'm clearly one level above everyone else.

First of all, this looks like a good case for a permanent hair removal procedure. But yes, a middle finger will do.

This is what you get when you brake your finger and don't have any medical insurance.

Different ways to keep your fingers ready for the next keys.

Think twice before ordering that flavor of ice cream. It has quite an interesting description.

Taken out of context this could very well be a totally different toy.

God created even the middle finger. It's for stupid people.

You think it's funny staying all day in a confined space and have people staring at you?