I've always wanted a cup holder. Finally I've got it.

Got explosive diarrhea? We got you covered!

The new lipstick models. Just one kiss and he is yours for the night.

Those sneaky pets are not trustworthy. Beware.

Stop staring at yourself in our awesome mirror-like windows.

It's a genuine Godzilla egg, but if you open it quickly it tastes like a watermelon.

It's tea time so you better not be disrespectful and drink it all up.

Honey, look who I ran into today. She'll be staying with us for a while.

What? I'm not that fat, stop making up numbers!

Better grab that ass on the 11th hour than never.