One pair isn't enough for Taylor Lautner
It seems that Taylor Lautner can't have enough sunglasses on him.
Mp3 player
I just love my mp3 player. Who needs an iPod anyway?
Check my six pack
Nobody has a 6pack like I do.
Turn on the switch
Just use this switch to call for service. What? No switch? Then don't call!
Forever alone
The saddest place to sit in the restaurant.
We saw this coming
Yeah, yeah. Sure you did.
King Mutt
Ever heard of king Tut's faithful servant, king Mutt?
Priorities
Stand still honey, I can't properly focus with you moving around.
Topless photo shooting
OK, now give me a big smile for the camera.
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So, do you understand human?