The scientific version of the creation of light.

Promoting illegal downloading in the store.

Space is scarce, so just use your kid to support your meal.

The printer is jamming all night long. Just like Bob Marley.

This is how you know when you got a fat ass.

Homo sex is a sin. There, I fixed it!

This is the reason why you need to learn to write properly.

The person who put the sign sure doesn't have a clue what redundant means.

This is my territory now, move someplace else or I'll eat you.

Check out my brand new Mac. It's genuine.