To put it into simpler terms, this train is really screwed.

Nobody can reach my bike so nobody can steal it.

There is no more room for you in the bed. Find some other place.

Certainly it was a pervert who designed this playground slide.

Being smart is better than wearing a shirt that mocks algebra.

You will just have to suffer the inability to write in black.

The geek has identified itself.

Do not talk like this to a geek.

Just let them jump the last few centimeters, we don't care.

Want to scare all your friends? Want to make them think you are cruel to animals? Place this magnet on your fridge and see the results.