How to combine two very different sports.

It's much better now. You can even add a little soap and it will clean your windshield.

So you want cooling or heating?

Pull me out please, I don't want to stay here much longer.

And stop making excuses when I tell you to bring it right now.

The cure for gayness and the craving for misbehaving.

Just staple it back together. Next time you crash your face won't end up on a comfortable airbag but on some nice and hard staples.

Just pull this end, then the other end, then start over. Remember to also drive in the meantime.

The bike probably weighs a ton and there was no way someone might lift it up.

A great way to raise awareness about people who stutter.