This is a fire alarm. Not a camera. But just do not cover it.

When all else fails, hand jobs are better than nothing

Kind of a sad, yet interesting announcement to put on the wall.

Oh really, are you sure?

And now the whole world will know you cheated on me.

We have some major clitz inside.

It's priceless, worth more than all the money I lost today.

Pretty logic statement right here.

I think you may have gotten those tags mixed up.

Glad I had the foresight to write this down before I passed out.