I promise to take good care of him. Oh, don't mind the shirt.

We now serve hot dogs from meat that had AIDS.

New Chinese shredded meat. For kids or from kids?

Do not buy this for your kid. Ever.

Just hold me still and no more jokes!

Herpes give its special flavor. Either we have a crappy translation or you will regret this meal.

It's just a little over the speed limit. No big deal.

We have a variety of soaps around here, to clean your mouth with.

Those damn translations! Just put something interesting there.

What happens at grandma's stays at grandma's.