When you are not able to do anything in construction, at least you are there to support your colleagues.
Have nothing to talk about? Why peel off this label when you can talk about that huge tuna you've caught with your bare hands?
At least we found a use for this old guy. Nothing is more stable than a 60 pound TV box.
Hey cat, get up and hold this a few seconds, please! Great, thanks!
Look, I know you are drunk and cannot stand, but it will only take a minute.
Kind of a sad, yet interesting announcement to put on the wall.