Keep following me and I will lead you to greatness. Or end up in the woods.

I'm just riding my daughter's bike. Have anything else to add before I punch your face?

We placed this sign right here because you would probably like to hit a sign than a bridge.

Welcome to our asthma center. While you wait would you like some cigars?

I don't know about you but I wouldn't risk leaving my car in that spot.

Somehow this guy isn't suited for the panties price tag.

I told you to wake up and go to school. I'm not saying that again.

Need to pay $100 in order to keep the fondling incident quiet.

Yo dawg, let's put a mouth in your mouth.

Do this and then ask why are you getting fired or why you have such a small wage.