It's almost 8:30 pm. We need to go down to the pizza party right now!

When you can take an awesome picture while they cry.

Seriously, have you ever tried hearing anything else while chewing chips?

I cannot wait to see a moron wear this set of pants. And paying $70 for them too.

Learn how to Google something before talking about it.

You're an idiot if you cannot thell de difference between the two.

Stacking never gets old. Now go find your own friend that always passes out first.

Ever wondered how to get to those intelligent suggestions? You might want to rephrase your search.

I know that I stole your purse but let's just give it a try. You might like me and I might also buy you the tampons back.

Facebook is full of idiots that ask for pass keys.