You have reached the ultimate loneliness level if you end up here.

There is a big difference between men and women. It's the way they keep their cars and rooms.

Be sure not to stand there when taking your Slim Fast dose.

All those technicallities can prove to be quite hard to understand.

Next time remember that you also have a left breast.

Looks like Christmas had nothing to do with Christ after all.

My antivirus is acting up so I better get a Mac instead.

Let's kiss and make up baby. Look at the size of this toast.

Actually he really doesn't. It's just those illiterate kids who put up signs.

I only eat healthy McDonald's meals but I keep putting on weight.