Oh no, there might be a monster under the bed. Don't worry. MUPPET.

Falling in love is like seeing the waiter coming with your food. Well, point goes to Galifianakis!

It looked like it was something sweet but as you can see... woof!

Now.. If you want a funny analogy for the internet... there you go, hahaha!

Quite interesting analogy. Friends are like boobs, some are real, some are big, some are fake, some are little...

Yeah, anyone noticed this about the & symbol? It really does look like a man rubbing his butt on the floor, hahahahah.

I'm not lazy, it's called Energy Saving Mode. Yep, that's me.

Nope, I really don't have a dirty mind. I like to think of it like... I have a sexy imagination.

Even though you know there's nothing new, you still check it every 5 minutes. Huh...

Now that's another way of looking at people. There are four types of people. Good one.