My body is so sensual that it bend's light.

After months of bonding the leopards accepted me as one of their own.

Whenever I try to create a Photoshop masterpiece I get something like this.

Look at my giant muscles. And my incredible Photoshop skills.

Look at my awesome body at the beach.

My 6 pack is so awesome it even has a different tan.

That has to bee the greatest skateboarder ever. Just look at that trick.

Just make sure you find me a nice looking head for this photo.

It's just... I feel sorry for them, such a small brain...

The Photoshopped vacation idea failed, big time fail. Such a pity...