LEGOs are more feared then steaming coal.So what if you burn your feet a little, that other guy just stepped on pieces of LEGO.

Just so we are clear: these are not bongs. They just look that way and can be used that way.

You don't actually have to express your opinion to be a bitch.

If I am trying to express myself in clear and well-formed sentences you should do the same.

Yo dawg, we heard you like trucks so we put your truck in a truck in a truck.

I'ts going to be a long game, I'm a big guy so this bag is needed.

Notice just how a small label mistake can ruin your dinner plans?

So you are driving along, minding your own business, looking out the window when suddenly this appears in front of you.

10 years ago students actually listened to the professor.

Try not to make that turn so close to the wall.