Looks like we've ended up in uncharted territories. Where's the manual for this one?

My wife is always playing that baby card for everything she does.

I followed your instructions so be happy with it!

Sorry that I have the same name as your dad, but don't worry, I have a perfect solution!

Now now... that letter, k, is ruining the progress!

Yeah... that's the truth, it always happens. Yeah mom, yeah, okay, sure, yeah, yeah, ok, bye.

K should be illegal, it's such a conversation killer, incredible!

Always happens, there isn't a single person out there that didn't said something like this. AWKWARD ALERT!

She told me to take off all her clothes. After all, they didn't fit me.

If I am trying to express myself in clear and well-formed sentences you should do the same.