The goats must not be picked up. Why? We don't know.

Be the bastard who gets the runners drunk at a marathon.

I think I got your inner beauty right. And the hair looks pretty good.

I'm so ugly that there is no possible way I might get pregnant any time soon.

On the contrary, teacher. You have definitely not met my friends yet so your answer is wrong.

Are you too lazy to run down to pick your shirt up? Then why not improvise and make use of that vacuum cleaner.

I am a naughty dishwasher and you need to place all kinds of dirty things in me.

Morgan Freeman's voice is amazing. Especially when titties are involved.

Funny and sad at the same time. At least they are extremely creative.

Why do we start working when we get to that station. It should really be the other way around.