The clock is wrong so the computer is damaged beyond repair. Should get a Mac to fix this.

A simple kit for turning strangers into acquaintances.

So you stick this end in your child's nose and you suck everything in your mouth. Sounds good, right?

If I were you I wouldn't eat here anymore.

Sauron finds clever ways to get his ring back.

This is the perfect example to change your damn email address with a new one. Sure that sounds cool when you are 12, but once you hit 18 and start telling everyone you love cows things start to change.

Looks like CocaCola just launched their zero product. We'll have to do better.

Those bastards always pick that spot to chill and we can't use the trampoline.

All the ladies bow down in front of such a legend. Even at the airport.

Please you guys, can I come along? It's boring out here.