I used to fear the ocean. Now I won't be able to go outside at all.

It's shark week so get in the mood by grabbing a pair of shark themed heels.

I really can't get in the backyard... Kind of creepy.

It seems like Shamu is having a really bad day.. or should I say year? SHAMU MUST BE IMPRISONED! Hahah

Indeed, that's the best sleeping bag ever. Hahah, very fine.

The saltiness of the ocean.. blah blah blah, shark's tears. Uh... okay, if you say so.

Because high-fiving people is too mainstream, unless you're a shark, of course.

I have a bad feeling that this might not be real.

Let's just skip lunch, I don't like what's on the menu today.

Apparently sharks are immune to such dangerous activities.