Yeah, we were the first in history with such a remarcable invention. We deserve to patent it.

The clock is wrong so the computer is damaged beyond repair. Should get a Mac to fix this.

So why do we consider Jobs as a role model and Gates an agressive businessman?

Your pocket will show you the way to tie a knot.

This is an almost exact representation of how different operating systems relate to one another.

Before the iPad, before the iPhone, even before the iPod... there was iRock.

What, didn't you know that Apple just released a special new product manufactured only in China?

We each lost the jobs we all knew and loved.

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