Looks like poker isn't a game to be played by cameleons.

So how's the weather up there? It's snowing all day. There's 2 feet of snow on the street right now.

Sure, if you got enough of anything, you can shower with it. I learned that in med school.

Just take your girlfriend's iPad and rearrange those icons.

I wish to be the man with the most sought after body.

Let's just skip lunch, I don't like what's on the menu today.

Why are you interested in the nutritional value? Just enjoy this hot sauce!

Good thing you got laid, you are about to be fried alive.

What could my girlfriend have possibly meant with this ternative thing?

We've been flying for 70 years, goddammit! Just stop and ask for directions!