These days there is a club for everything. Want to stare at the ocean? We got that covered.

I really can't blame the sharks, they're great fellows, it's not their fault.

The saltiness of the ocean.. blah blah blah, shark's tears. Uh... okay, if you say so.

He failed washing his car.. obviously heh.

Let's just skip lunch, I don't like what's on the menu today.