What, haven't you seen a fish before? He's my best friend and we're going for a walk.

Those are awesome: good quality, low price. It's just that they look like... you know.

Bottom line: don't fart in bed with your wife and don't keep air fresheners near.

Extreme situations call for extreme smoking. Break glass in case such an emergency occurs.

What are you looking at? It's obviously an omnidirectional mic.

So why would you kiss through the fence when there is clearly more space here?

Just because you don't consider something appropriate doesn't mean you have to stop me from doing it.

How would you feel if someonw would just turn you on and leave?

Yo dawg, we heard you like spoilers, so we wrote a few spoilers on your spoiler.

Let me celebrate my birthday by counting all the Facebook greetings.