Happy Valentine's! Now move your ass and clean up the house.

I need my family. Please spare some change so I can move back to the forest.

Next time you take a call better go to the bathroom and stick your face on the toilet seat.

I can't afford a nice car or a sexy chick and still I need to show the whole world my crappy Photoshop skills.

Just look at this lovely lady. Ain't got nothing caused by smoking.

You have to pay for the ride. And money won't save you this time around.

You know I'm right so let me just explain it to you until you agree with me.

I got those so I could see exaclty what muscles I'm using at the gym.

Barbie has to age sometime, don't you think so?

Every party starts off cool, then alcohol kicks in, then before you know it you wake up in a ditch.