Not New York and not even LA cand accept me.

My boyfriend is great, but a little nonexistent right now.

At least he did remember to get some gloves and a cap.

That's something you will only see at Wal-Mart.

Baby I want you to wear everything in this bag tonight. Yes, that's right.

Not you, I was talking to the bench. Now move over.

This is the best method of keeping time in a pub. To keep the watch up to date just order another beer.

I can lift up a huge boulder that is also shadowless.

Let's just wait until spring to get fuel.

Have a few friends under the waterfall? Why not take a piss right there?