Finally I will convince this other person from the interwebs that their opinion is wrong and I hold the ultimate truth.

It's quite weird that whatever happens, I always have to apologize to my wife. I can't explain it.

Your argument sir is valid. Long live the dogs!

It's really awesome when you win an argument, hah!

Indeed, you know you won the argument when the other replies with "whatever" hahaaa! WIIINNN!

That awesome moment when you won an argument, you will know when you win the argument by the other person's answer, probably "Whatever".

You know I'm right so let me just explain it to you until you agree with me.