My love cannot be represented by anything more than a Nokia phone.

Good thing you can delete your comments anytime and scre around all conversations on Facebook.

What are you doing grandma? Feeling like a 12 year old again?

I'm saving them all so you cannot take any seat around here.

I'd hit it, I'd hit it like there's no other tomato in the world.

A smile is all you need. Except in certain circumstances.

That exact look on your face after spending all that money on her...

Just take a beer bag and add cold water. Instant beer, instant happiness.

It works like this too. Why should I open it?

For the romantic fat-ass that you really are.