And where have you been rubbing your nose lately? Going clubbing with all those tanned chicks?

Oh great, you have to put it down and lose 2 seconds of your precious time. I've just got to cleanup all this stuff from the sink.

Remember not to hug women at a fancy party while wearing a black tuxedo.

Or at least stop crying after getting your face with 10 layers of chemicals.

How do you know this car has excellent brakes? You find a full makeup set on the back of the headrest.

Just hold that mirror a little bit more. I want to look my best when I touch the ground.

Also, make sure your eyes don't water for any minor emotional event.

There are a few small traces of a face lying there somewhere. You just need to look really close to see them.

A smile is all you need. Except in certain circumstances.