This mirror won't help you this time. You are ugly as hell.

Just sit there and don't move. This will probably take about an hour or so.

I can't see the ball, I can't see the ball!

Spaceship blastoff is a worthy cause. I need money for fuel.

I dare you to post any Bills on this wall.

Have you felt like you are taken advantage of, although you are a paying customer?

What are you doing running around pretending you are me? You look nothing like me!

Ever noticed how this Justin Bieber kid looks exactly like Velma from Scooby Doo?

Now you know how the palm met the face.

That sweater is immediately added to the girl's increasing sweater collection.