You have to know your shit and if you are shit. Apparently some other words too.

I wonder if Facefood has a Facebook page.

I ended up going to Burger King for Valentine's. Sadly, my date was not impressed.

Ever wondered what all those conductors are actually doing? Now you know.

Oh, you need gas? That is so hilarious. Get your own electric vehicle next time.

At least he didn't cross any parking lines like the other douchebags.

The ultimate low pants. Try running now.

Rock, paper, scissors... meet your god.

I don't care how dark it is, if you are naked I want to see you right now.

Other activities belong in motel rooms, not in here. So act accordingly.