We really do want to help out our friend here, why would this sign be embarrassing for him?

Just to make everything clear, I am not a cop driving in an unmarked vehicle.

I better not find this picture posted all over the Internet tomorrow.

Yeah, that should be close enough. It's the thought that matters, not the end result.

You have to get me out of this keyboard factory. They are keeping me here against my will and forcing me to build keyboards all day long.

Why should I simply lay down with my neck on the track? I want to live every moment of it.

Yo dawg, we heard you like adapters so we put an adapter in an adapter in an...

I need to reach in deep and grab one. Just like dad would do.

I was born in another millenium, before Google even existed, before smartphones, WiFi and the Compact Disk.

And your relatives while you are at it. The pets are not enough.