License plate checks out.

Do not forget to wind up your Smart each evening before bedtime. This will keep it charged for the next day!

She immediately knew I was on the other end of the line.

Why would you need to spend extra money on a new piece of hardware when you can simply use a phone and duct tape. Remember, duct tape fixed everything.

Finally somebody uses the small size to their advantage.

Don't know why would you bother to tow that boat. Just place it in the car.

It's none of your business how I know the color. I'm simply smart and able to figure it out on my own.

So... teenagers, embrace yourselves and... grow up!

So, people, please don't interrupt me while I'm talking to myself, thanks.

Well, if it's the end of the world, then you can park for free... if not, pay me!