Welcome to the lake of boobage.

Whenever this card came from, I'm printing out one and placing it on my desk from now on.

Make sure you keep all your children on a leash. We don't want any of them running around unattended here.

Out of all the potential crashes that might happen here, having hay rammed under a bridge is the best thing ever.

Getting stuck is one thing, but having your photo all over instagram is a whole new story.

Looks like my wife grew some paws during the night.

I wanted to start a diet but then I received this cup as a present. Goodbye beach body!

One of the best ways to ensure that your nest is protected from all sides.

Those are all pretty obvious requests. Nothing out of the ordinary. I feel a little bad for Tim, but a rule is a rule.

I guess this can easily fall under some broken law since the tenants were unable to leave their home.