Looks like my wife grew some paws during the night.

I wanted to start a diet but then I received this cup as a present. Goodbye beach body!

One of the best ways to ensure that your nest is protected from all sides.

Those are all pretty obvious requests. Nothing out of the ordinary. I feel a little bad for Tim, but a rule is a rule.

I guess this can easily fall under some broken law since the tenants were unable to leave their home.

I wonder how did he get his right leg broken in the first place. And second question would be if he could ride with both legs broken.

A heated pool was just too expensive. It just happens that we have a wheelbarrow and some firewood nearby.

All great, until you find that one cop that starts to like you. A lot.

What's the one thing that would make you unable to work with your boss any longer?

Don’t have inspiration for your permanent tattoo? Just tell it like it is!