Make sure that you ignore me constantly so that I won't be tempted to waste a couple of hours.

Unfortunately I was almost 5 centuries late when I bought this milk jug. Hope the milk is still ok though.

Why not share those precious moments together? And with this space you could even have your legs touch each other.

Wonder how many clothes they sold before they found out what was written on the labels.

I went to the store and got a pair of aids.

Welcome to the lake of boobage.

Whenever this card came from, I'm printing out one and placing it on my desk from now on.

Make sure you keep all your children on a leash. We don't want any of them running around unattended here.

Out of all the potential crashes that might happen here, having hay rammed under a bridge is the best thing ever.

Getting stuck is one thing, but having your photo all over instagram is a whole new story.